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This is a poem I wrote to insult my Stepsister Meghan. It is called "Ode to the insane insylum; Meghan where for art thou brain"
<-It says
Come on man why u gotta be like that is it becasue I have abbs that resemble breast cancer?
Ode to the insane insylum; Meghan where for art thou brain.
Meghan oh Meghan, where for art thou your brain.
You are so small and pitiful while I am wonderful and beautiful.
And I asked god why, while I am sitting here starring at the ground, why god, why must her ugly be found.
Down yonder windowsill where u sit, yelling get out of my house.
Why wont you understand that unless you pay the mortgage you own nothing. Oh pitiful girl why can’t you see, Gerard way is and ugly fag No he is more of a fugly douche bag,
Posers are a drag
Gerard is a fag.
Oh wait have ye made a mistake, for Gerard is both.
Not to mention an emo.
When you have cancer it is proper to have kemo.
Meghan oh Meghan why must you say I hate you.
For it is I that hate thee,
When I receive my first axe,
Off with your head.
You’ll be sprawled on the floor,
Bleeding and dead.
But then you’ll see the essence of red; ye blood
The essence of black; ye soul.
But I will forgive ye If y gets kidney stones And can no longer pee.
Or if you finally realize Everyone likes me.
Not ye.
So next time you go to school Ask your friends Why aren’t I cool?
They will respond with delight and glee Because your not as cool as me
And I am not as cool as your master, pope creator and ruler(Kate). The end.
This is a wonderful comic i have made about chad micheal murray and Gerard way. In this comic gerard and Chad look very bad as they do in real life, I am very proud of this picture I made.
This is a scene I made. It is my poster of Blink 182 and iI used my sisters dollls to cover Travis and tom and then I left Mark and put a sign that said "The All Girl Blink 182" Basicly In this picture I'm calling Mark a girl.
This is Faerie Allan. He is from the C.D me and my step sister made. Which is also artistic :D He is a poser faerie and he is very ugly.
This is Grafiti art that I drew. It took me about an hour and a half. I really like it and It's better than you could do so aprecheate it!
This is a drawing I did of Tom Delonge using the picture I have put beside it. Please ignore the ears becasue they are weird looking. This drawing took me about 45 minutes but I was watching T.v when I was doing it. Please love it.
This heart I drew took me about 12 minutes. I used grease pencil and It is bleeding becasue it had an arrow shoved through it.
These 2 pictures I did in Gel pen. I almost used a whole pen to colour the evil one's background black.
This is a picture of a pink and purple striped cat and in the background ther are 2 people shooting each other while standing on birds. The sun is just there.
This is a picture of an evil garden. In the garden there are evil people, outside the garden ther are nice people, the girl sitting in the bottom left corner is getting shot by bird from the garden becasue they want her apple pie.
This is my dog mural! All of these posters i got from book fairs :P but its so pretty!
Kate- Sortie de la maison (get out of my house in French)
Kate, oh Kate
My stepsister dearest
It is not your mom,
But your face that I fearest.
You always say that you’re the pope
And that you own the universe
But if u say it again
I will bitch slap you with my purse
You hate little children
A.K.A filthy scum
But I want you to know
You’ll always be my chum.
You let me rule earth,
So I gave you a poster
But don’t playa’ hate foo
Or I’ll hit u with a toaster.
Our home unit is nice
The occasional mouse
But I’ll tell you once more, Kate
Get out of my house.
P.s I mean it, Kate get out.
This is my Penny shrine. I made it out of my stepsisters MP3 player box. There are 2 white places wehre these mind probes are suppost to be but I left it on teh floor and my dog ate them. The bottom says that satin, buddah, thor and Ghandi prey to penny so you should to.
this is a poem in responce to the one i have at the top of this section. It's written by my stepsister meghan. It is very funny :P
In case you don't know who kirby is, it is a pink cute thing from video games. This is a very good drawing I did of him in the dark :P
These are pickles, i made this at mandarine :D
This says I love Curry but I decided to make it in pictures insted. This was drawn with Aladin in mind :P
This is a picture I drew when I was mad one day, but it deserves to be here becasue I used alot of pen to colour it and its kinda cool the way the blood drips, but I should have put and exclimation mark on the Bitch. lol
This is a picture of Sora from Kingdom Hearts II that I drew, I drew it Chibi style which is a type of Japnese manga, it's kinda crooked and I did it in 5 minutes so it's not that good but it's still a little good
This is a really random picture...
This is the real hubert cumberdale. They don't look that similar but I had to make mine look tribal and I had to make it have horns so yha...
This is my mask that I made in art class in second term of grade 8. I got a 3+/4- on it overall. It was very lightly based on Hubert Cumberdale from Salad fingers ->
One of my top career choices is a photographer, particularly a nature photographer. My dad was so I'm not to un-educated in the subject, these are some pictures I took of clouds :) gimmie ur opinion if you see them :) (btw I LOVE clouds lol)
If you look close u can see the suns rays peeking through the clouds :)
Here's some nice scenery for you to gaze upon.
The Honest Truth
Your intentions were good and I respect you for that
Saying things to my face and not behind my back.
What we had was an experience I will never forget
I hope you wont either, at least not yet.
I was beginning to see how you really felt for me
But I guess we were just not meant to be.
As we move on and grow older
we will learn about what we had together
Just young love, nothing important really,
but for now it meant the world to me.
I would go to your house and we would hang with our friends
I never expected we were nearing the end.
So shame on me for not seeing the signs
Because it wasn’t your fault
It was mine.
But you have no idea that I still love you
And I will to the end
We seem better this way…no worries
And forever friends
-Kate Higgins
This is a poem that I started to write for school, but I think it turned out to be more than that. I think it's better than the other one I wrote that is posted further up in this page. I actually think it's really good :)
This is a scrabble board I put together. I used all sexual words so take time and read it becasue it's actually quite funny. Expecially the one part where i put all those letters together at the top so that it fits. That was a tough one.
These are just previews from the upcoming album by me and Meghan. These songs are really random and if you don't understand them it's okay becasue they don't really make that much sense.
“What’s your flavor Aladdin?”
“Umm…. I would have to say curry.”
What’s your flavor, Aladdin what’s your flavor?
All right!
What’s your flavor, Aladdin what’s your flavor?
My flavor is always curry
Because curry’s your individuality
I like to eat curry all day
I eat curry the Indian way
I like to eat curry with chopsticks
I like to munch vanilla candlewicks
Aladdin, what’s your flavor?
Tell me what’s your flavor
Curry! Curry!
What’s your flavor tell me what’s your flava’
CURRY!
Your flavor should always be curry
Because curry shows your true sensitivity
You should learn to eat curry all day
You should eat curry the Indian way
You should eat curry with spoons
Because chopsticks are very difficult
What’s your flavor?
Aladdin what’s your flavor?
What’s your flavor tell me what’s your flavor
Curry! Curry!
(Fade out)
What’s your flavor?
(Curry, curry)
What’s your flavor?
(Curry, curry)
What’s your flavor?
(Curry, curry)
What’s your flavor?
(Curry, curry)
(Continue until faded)
ummm….I….I…like….curry….
You are trapped you are trapped
In Jack Farhaz’s house of mirrors
You are trapped you are trapped
In Jack Farhaz’s house of mirrors
Serial killer, overweight
If you stop to chat, except your fate
Because he will not hesitate!
To take your life
“So you find me boring Egh, well I find you Hispanic!”
You are trapped you are trapped
In Jack Farhaz’s house of mirrors
You are trapped you are trapped
In Jack Farhaz’s house of mirrors
In the garden marked in roses
You are trapped you are trapped
Jack Showers with garden hoses
You are trapped you are trapped
House of mirrors, house of mirrors!
So deceived, led to believe you are making friends!
Upstairs you’ll go with dear old jack
Downstairs he’ll run
Then you are TRAPPED!
Rot you will, on his platform
You thought you were friends
You were misinformed!
You will die, you will die
On his platform in the sky
Death will come
You cannot run
Say goodbye! say goodbye!
You will cry
You will die
On his platform in the sky
(softer)
You will cry
You will die
On his platform in the sky
(even softer)
You will cry
You will die
On his platform in the sky
(Chant “you are trapped” until faded out in background)
(Whisper) Oh my god…it’s the kraken
The Krakens a stirin’
The Krakens a stirin’
OMEGOD It’s the Kraken
He will find you
He will bind you
With force of tentacles 8
He will crush you
He will smush you
Except your fate
FAAATTTEEEE!
OMEGOD IT’S THE KRAKEN!
He will eat you
He will beat you
He will smash in your brains
All the thrashing
All the smashing
It’s worse than labor pains!
“Are you stirin’ the kraken?”
“NO! The krakens stirin’ me!”
“NEAA BOOTS don’t stir the Kraken with your gun!”
“Shut up! Penial Patricia!”
Play music
00:00-00:40
(Chant Kraken during)
Play music
01:00-01:49
Too 2 3 3 4 beat
Kraken, the kraken, the kraken, he will get you
Play Music
04:44-05:10
End Song
Here is a collage I have started on my bedroom wall. Once it is completed I will put the picture of it beside this one.
Here's an update But it's not done yet.
This is some crazy picture that I painted up at maplebrey that year we all had fevers. It includes a flaming skull, a hlaf angel half devil heart, a smiley face, a ghost moose, a hamster,grapes, a paw print, an eyeball, maddys soul, my soul, a flower and much more :P Pluss in the top left corner if you look closely you can see the burning stick figure!
here are some sketches for a clay sculpture that I'm creating in art class. I will post a pic of the finished thing later once it's completed :)
This is Geroge. I made him with my friend Natalie. He is part: sloth, x-ray, quail, flamingo, elephant, lion, giraffe, racoon, hippo, walrus, bat, chamillion, cow, turtle, sea urchin, zebra, penguin, kangaroo, octopus, mukrat, salamander, and donkey :D he's beautiful :D
This is Kevin. She is part Aardvark, teddy bear, cow and beauty queen and don't forget part very cute!. Don't judge her becasue her name is Kevin!
This is Mr. Fluffy, he was my first brilliant invention with the help of Natalie of cource. He is part: cow crab, lynx, rabbit, giraffe, ladybug, grasshopper, bat, dolphin, kangaroo, peacock and snake
This is a pic of my beloved Ipod which I had to apply the 6 elements of design to for art class, the elements are: texture, shape, value, colour, depth and line. I got perfect on this assignment and it was well deserved :D
I decided to test out my skills on Jasc Paint shop pro 9. I was messing around with it and made these things. So I guess they count as artistic.
